Men, I've been out of the scene for so long
can you imagine not being in internet coverage for like 2 weeks. Its really getting on my nerves, and each time I drive by my ISP's I feel like getting in there and doing something really nice like say, burn the place down.
I went to report to them and they were giving me all sorts of canned shit like your session has expired, take this number and call our engineer and all that.
I'm really at my wits end. I had to go to the cybercafe to send this.
Anyway, I guess I'll survive. CYA l8a
Sunday, December 24, 2006
ISP wahala
Men, I've been out of the scene for so long
can you imagine not being in internet coverage for like 2 weeks. Its really getting on my nerves, and each time I drive by my ISP's I feel like getting in there and doing something really nice like say, burn the place down.
I went to report to them and they were giving me all sorts of canned shit like your session has expired, take this number and call our engineer and all that.
I'm really at my wits end. I had to go to the cybercafe to send this.
Anyway, I guess I'll survive. CYA l8a
can you imagine not being in internet coverage for like 2 weeks. Its really getting on my nerves, and each time I drive by my ISP's I feel like getting in there and doing something really nice like say, burn the place down.
I went to report to them and they were giving me all sorts of canned shit like your session has expired, take this number and call our engineer and all that.
I'm really at my wits end. I had to go to the cybercafe to send this.
Anyway, I guess I'll survive. CYA l8a
Friday, December 8, 2006
My Ex-girlfriend has "Mammy water spirit"
Oh man this world deep O! I just learnt that my ex has mammy water spirit. Abeg no ask me how I take know…but come to think of it, whether you ask me or not, I go still tell you. The thing fear me O.
Anyway we broke up last year. I broke up with her (reasons best known to me); but over time she kind of healed and we became friends, and I initiated the friendship because I was tripping, even after the breakup. Don’t get me wrong, the girl is fine, light complexioned, cute girl you know; and I was not about to throw all that away just like that.
Well recently we’ve been meeting quite often and we talk about stuff, she’s even more open now than when we were together. OK, back to the story of how I got my info; we met today at our usual meeting spot, got talking and gist come bring gist. She come dey ask me whether I have felt the power of the Holy Ghost before, and whether I would like to feel it. Fear catch me O! I started thinking; am I talking to the personality himself? Well she goes on about her she has felt it many times and so…and so…and as your ever inquisitive brother me I wan find out how come all these experiences. Na im she just tell me say she get mammy water spirit, just like that.
Have you ever been poured a bucketful of ice water on a cold harmattan morning in Jos? Me I haven’t but I think I know exactly how it feels now. At first I thought it was a joke but then she started telling me of her water husband and things…and things…and how the guy comes to visit her in the dream and how they “do” and then she go wake up naked and drenched in real life; and me I’m just there (saying the lord is my shepherd for my mind)
Well I had to leave for my class by 2pm. At least, a good excuse to leave. I not fit even drive properly go back school. All I was thinking of was that I was actually contemplating getting back together with this girl. She even told me again that if we had sex while we were together (which we didn’t luckily for me) I would have become Impotent. Can you imagine? Fine young man like me not being able to get it up? Anyway she has undergone her first delivery session like she told me (that one is story for another day) and the second one is scheduled to hold soon.
My people, I no fit shout up till now, I just dey like iced water about to freeze…seriously, I don’t know what to do. Any advice would be helpful especially on how to get myself out of this because I just got a text from her a few minutes ago telling me how she misses me amongst other things. Miss me Ke!...we just met a few hours ago today. Please how do I get out of this?
Anyway we broke up last year. I broke up with her (reasons best known to me); but over time she kind of healed and we became friends, and I initiated the friendship because I was tripping, even after the breakup. Don’t get me wrong, the girl is fine, light complexioned, cute girl you know; and I was not about to throw all that away just like that.
Well recently we’ve been meeting quite often and we talk about stuff, she’s even more open now than when we were together. OK, back to the story of how I got my info; we met today at our usual meeting spot, got talking and gist come bring gist. She come dey ask me whether I have felt the power of the Holy Ghost before, and whether I would like to feel it. Fear catch me O! I started thinking; am I talking to the personality himself? Well she goes on about her she has felt it many times and so…and so…and as your ever inquisitive brother me I wan find out how come all these experiences. Na im she just tell me say she get mammy water spirit, just like that.
Have you ever been poured a bucketful of ice water on a cold harmattan morning in Jos? Me I haven’t but I think I know exactly how it feels now. At first I thought it was a joke but then she started telling me of her water husband and things…and things…and how the guy comes to visit her in the dream and how they “do” and then she go wake up naked and drenched in real life; and me I’m just there (saying the lord is my shepherd for my mind)
Well I had to leave for my class by 2pm. At least, a good excuse to leave. I not fit even drive properly go back school. All I was thinking of was that I was actually contemplating getting back together with this girl. She even told me again that if we had sex while we were together (which we didn’t luckily for me) I would have become Impotent. Can you imagine? Fine young man like me not being able to get it up? Anyway she has undergone her first delivery session like she told me (that one is story for another day) and the second one is scheduled to hold soon.
My people, I no fit shout up till now, I just dey like iced water about to freeze…seriously, I don’t know what to do. Any advice would be helpful especially on how to get myself out of this because I just got a text from her a few minutes ago telling me how she misses me amongst other things. Miss me Ke!...we just met a few hours ago today. Please how do I get out of this?
Tuesday, December 5, 2006
In the Begining
In the Begining there was a planet, somewhere in a particular place that was actually nowhere. Varying weather conditions, sometimes cold at other times warm; sometimes bright and at other times gloomy. It looked deserted and lonely till I came on the scene and decided to call it planet tyrexania :D lol
Anyway, this is my first blog ever and also my first post in my first blog ever...So I'm kinda lost on what to write. Anyway, it feels good to have a place to just offload your mind right? I think this is going to be really interesting, as the days pass.
Keep checking in, something interesting might actually happen, you never know.
Welcome to Planet Tyrexania, that what the alien I met told me...he! he! he!
Anyway, this is my first blog ever and also my first post in my first blog ever...So I'm kinda lost on what to write. Anyway, it feels good to have a place to just offload your mind right? I think this is going to be really interesting, as the days pass.
Keep checking in, something interesting might actually happen, you never know.
Welcome to Planet Tyrexania, that what the alien I met told me...he! he! he!
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