Girl Wahala

I think I’ve had it up to here (indicating my head). These days I think I’m gonna go crazy. I’ve got three girls either in or wanting to be in my life right now. You see that’s the problem, I’m undecided as to where they are right now.

1st one happened a couple of months ago, like in October. Well we’ve been friends for a long time (since 2001) more like family friends, because our parents know each other. Anyway I just don’t know if it’s a crush but she suddenly started sending me some suggesting texts ending with phrases like I love you and all that.

Well I hadn’t seen her in a while till one day in October (my birthday) she calls and asked where I was. Believe it or not, I was in the library because I had some serious exams coming up pretty soon. I wasn’t gonna party but since she came around, I decided to take her out someplace. Actually I was expecting her to bring up the issue or something bbut since she didn’t I just sat back and had a nice time.

A few days later she texts me again and still same ending, that’s when I decided to address it. I call her up and bring up the issue. She’s quiet, but since I picked the nail, I guessed I might as well drive it in, so I prod further. Note I wasn’t tripping I just didn’t wanna let a nice girl down so I said we could work things out, U know; I’m game and all that. So that makes her what? My girlfriend? I don’t know about that because I haven’t seen her since even though she calls often (maybe every 3-4 days on the average) and texts? Yeah but not a lot of the love U and all that anymore so that leaves me wondering

Anyway, girl #2. I met that one for the first time like a year ago, a friend of mine introduced us and babe has just been liking me ever since. I tried not to pay her any attention,, see if she might just let me off, U know? But who say! It even got to the extent of saying she was my wife and that we’re going to get married and all that, and me I was just playing along like that, not knowing that…well…I still don’t know…I’m still trying to know.

Well I embarked on the long road of knowing one afternoon. I was in school and she calls me up like can you come over and see me? I’m like OK, maybe. I really didn’t wanna go but anyway when she called like 15 minutes later, I decide to go over and see what’s up. So I get there and I remained in the car and flash her. She promptly comes out and invites me in, mind you, she stays with her parents but I’m like probably they’re not around. Well she tells me she wants to introduce me to her parents and I’m like yeah right.

I still don’t know why I followed her in but I did, we were just about on the porch when I hear a large male voice from the living room, like “where’s that your friend, that you said was coming?” and you know her reply?, I thought so too. Well she says; Dad he’s not my friend, he’s my husband. I’m like what! Anyway, I was already 2 feet deep in the shit so I might as well walk on, which I did into the living. Worst part of the scenario, both her dad and his friend knew my parents. As you would expect, my visit was very short-lived. Anyway, that was just the beginning of a new part of my life cos this babe ever since has not relented in expressing her love for me to the extent that I’m constantly deleting texts, you know when some one sends you like 10 text messages a day. Well that part that gets me wondering is that babe is fine so I want to play, I want a serious relationship, she says she loves me but she doesn’t want it to develop into a serious relationship. Girls out there, could you tell me what all these mean? Cos its leaving me wondering. I saw her today and she was itching to leave, so I let her go. Anyway 10 minutes later I get a text saying she didn’t really want to go and she misses me already. Miss me ke?! About 35mins later she calls to ask if she should come back and see me but I said I was leaving, maybe some other time. I get home about an hour and half later and I get a text from her saying she wants to hear me say I love her. Please what does a bro do abeg? The worst of all these is that my mammy water ex-chick (see previous blog) won’t just let me be. I saw her today but I had to run cos chick #2 was constantly flashing me to announce her presence someplace where we were supposed to meet.

Well I was just reading the text from chick #2 when my ex calls and says she wants to see me (mind U this is like 9pm). See me ke?! I’m nursing a headache, contemplating whether to call chick #2 and trying to get some rest and this girl wan see me? I just told her it wasn’t possible and I’ll see her tomorrow, but this chick no gree, saying she’s depressed, needs to talk to me, an all that. Oya talk now, she says its not phone talk and cuts the call. Exactly 5 mins later she calls again, telling me how serious she is and so and so, and me I stick to my guns and tell her its not possible and she should call me at night when its going to be cheaper and she cuts the call again. 8 mins later, she texts me, telling me how I never understand how one feels, and how she's losing it. yeah! losing it? me I've already lost it oh!

Abeg someone should tell me how to get out of all these cos I'm tired. anyway, 1st things first, I've put my phone off and I think I want lose it cos that would help me to relax or don't you think so?